I Love Cheez Its

I haven't always lived the lush lifestyle that I do now. When I was a little Pug, my mommy lived with me in a studio apartment in New York City. Although, we were not the only ones who lived there. My mommy had a roommate. Lovely girl, although she was afraid of dogs. And because of this, my mommy had to confine me to one side of the apartment. I didn't really like having my freedom limited. I tried to convince our roommate that I was not just any dog by showing her my cute under bite. How could I possibly bite anyone with these tiny teeth?

These teeth don't bite

After awhile I gave up trying to win her heart. I instead began to use the fact that she was scared of me to my advantage. I would stand on the top of the sofa and just stare at her with my big crazy eyes.

Crazy Eyes

Sometimes I would cry nonstop when my mommy wasn't there. Our roommate wasn't sure what I was about to do next so she starting throwing Cheez Its at me from across the room. Score! I figured out that all I had to do every time Mommy left was cry and act crazy and I would get people food! Best part was that Mommy never knew what was going on because I ate all the Cheez Its before she got home. That was until one day when I got sloppy. Well actually, I got a belly ache from too many crackers and couldn't eat anymore. I left a few on the ground and Mommy saw them when she got home. For some reason from that point on, I didn't get anymore of those yummy, salty, cheesy squares. I still dream about the day I will be reunited with these tasty treats.

Cheez Its where are you?