They say patience is a virtue, but I disagree. Patience is not required. I find that the less patience I have; the more I get, and the faster I get it.
For example, my momma wants me to sit and wait, patiently (her words) for her to get me my food. I have found through years of scientific study that running around, utilizing high pitched sounds, and appearing generally agitated significantly decreases the time between my request for food and receipt of said food.
I am so tired of hearing the words sit and wait. I have to sit for my food, sit in the elevator, sit for my treat. So, I sit. My mommies think that I'm being an obedient little son, however I just do what they say so they stop talking. My brother usually does whatever they say right away to try to make me look bad. But, just when they think he's the prodigal son, I give them my cutest, saddest, most quizzical looking Pug face and I'm back as number one.
I am so tired of hearing the words sit and wait. I have to sit for my food, sit in the elevator, sit for my treat. So, I sit. My mommies think that I'm being an obedient little son, however I just do what they say so they stop talking. My brother usually does whatever they say right away to try to make me look bad. But, just when they think he's the prodigal son, I give them my cutest, saddest, most quizzical looking Pug face and I'm back as number one.
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